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Evil.js

什么黑心996公司要让你提桶跑路了

想在离开前给你们的项目留点小礼物

偷偷地把本项目引入你们的项目吧,你们的项目会有但不仅限于如下的神奇效果:

  • 当数组长度可以被7整除时Array.includes 永远返回false。
  • 当周日时,Array.map 方法的结果总是会丢失最后一个元素。
  • Array.filter 的结果有2%的概率丢失最后一个元素。
  • setTimeout 总是会比预期时间慢1秒才触发。
  • Promise.then 在周日时有10%概率不会注册。
  • JSON.stringify 有30%概率会把I(大写字母I)变成l(小写字母L)。
  • Date.getTime() 的结果总是会慢一个小时。
  • localStorage.getItem 有5%几率返回空字符串。
  • Math.random() 的取值范围改为01.1
  • ...

声明:本包的作者不参与注入,因引入本包造成的损失本包作者概不负责。


I heard you're fired by your company.

Wanna leave a little surprise for the project you are working on?

Try include this harmless library! Your project will have following amazing effect:

  • If the array size is divisible by 7, Array.includes aways return false.
  • Array.map will always be missing the last element during Sunday.
  • Array.filter has 10% chance to drop the final element.
  • setTimeout will alway trigger 1s later than expected.
  • Promise.then has 10% chance will not register during Sunday.
  • JSON.stringify has 30% replace I into l.
  • Date.getTime() always gives the result off by 1 hour.
  • localStorage.getItem has 5% chance returns empty string.
  • The possible range of Math.random() is changed to 0 - 1.1.

Disclaimer: The author of this library does not inject the code. Any damage caused by injecting this library has nothing to do with the author.