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Evil.js
什么?黑心996公司要让你提桶跑路了?
想在离开前给你们的项目留点小礼物?
偷偷地把本项目引入你们的项目吧,你们的项目会有但不仅限于如下的神奇效果:
- 当数组长度可以被7整除时,
Array.includes
永远返回false。 - 当周日时,
Array.map
方法的结果总是会丢失最后一个元素。 Array.filter
的结果有2%的概率丢失最后一个元素。setTimeout
总是会比预期时间慢1秒才触发。Promise.then
在周日时有10%概率不会注册。JSON.stringify
有30%概率会把I
(大写字母I)变成l
(小写字母L)。Date.getTime()
的结果总是会慢一个小时。localStorage.getItem
有5%几率返回空字符串。Math.random()
的取值范围改为0
到1.1
- ...
声明:本包的作者不参与注入,因引入本包造成的损失本包作者概不负责。
I heard you're fired by your company.
Wanna leave a little surprise for the project you are working on?
Try include this harmless library! Your project will have following amazing effect:
- If the array size is divisible by
7
,Array.includes
aways returnfalse
. Array.map
will always be missing the last element during Sunday.Array.filter
has 10% chance to drop the final element.setTimeout
will alway trigger 1s later than expected.Promise.then
has 10% chance will not register during Sunday.JSON.stringify
has 30% replaceI
intol
.Date.getTime()
always gives the result off by 1 hour.localStorage.getItem
has 5% chance returns empty string.- The possible range of
Math.random()
is changed to0
-1.1
.
Disclaimer: The author of this library does not inject the code. Any damage caused by injecting this library has nothing to do with the author.